0_Qed Niagara vacation

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"Job60" wrote:

| Well I thought it lookted like fun !
| NoJOB@aol.

Funny thing was he landed on his head and walked away from it.

Jef
 
Jef Norton wrote:
Funny thing was he landed on his head and walked away from it.
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No .. I did not.
:-)

Stats are 10 in last 15 'over' made it ...
5 fed the fish ... err ... lobstahs ...

I hate wet cloths.

Qed.
 
Qed wrote:

| Stats are 10 in last 15 'over' made it ...
| 5 fed the fish ... err ... lobstahs ...
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| I hate wet cloths.
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| Qed.

Qed -

You're supposed to take your urinary-incontinence briefs *off* before stepping into the water. Do we need to tell you everything?

As an aside, I have a homework assignment that's just up your alley:

Please find out why the official product logos for Valvoline Motor Oil (http://www.valvoline.com) and Vagisil Intimate Lubricant/Feminine Itch Treatment (http://www.vagisil.com) are virtually identical. I need to know.

Jef
 
That's cause they are interchangable.

"Jef Norton" wrote:

Qed wrote:

| Stats are 10 in last 15 'over' made it ...
| 5 fed the fish ... err ... lobstahs ...
|
| I hate wet cloths.
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| Qed.

Qed -

You're supposed to take your urinary-incontinence briefs *off* before ...
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know.
Jef
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To high a dose taken.

"0_Qed" wrote:

Jef Norton wrote:
Funny thing was he landed on his head and walked away from it.

No .. I did not.
:-)

Stats are 10 in last 15 'over' made it ...
5 fed the fish ... err ... lobstahs ...

I hate wet cloths.

Qed.
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Jef Norton wrote:

You're supposed to take your urinary-incontinence briefs *off* before stepping into the water. Do we need to tell you everything?
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Yahhh But ...
what do I do with trailed_behind, black_water tank thats attached ??? Its hard-piped into the 'briefs' ...

Help please ... =you= started this.

As an aside, I have a homework assignment that's just up your alley:
Please find out why the official product logos for Valvoline Motor Oil (http://www.valvoline.com) and Vagisil Intimate Lubricant/Feminine Itch Treatment (http://www.vagisil.com) are virtually identical. I need to know.
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I think Jerry 'nailed' it ... alt equivlant product ... the 'base' carrier and the additives.

Actually,
I recall that the Mustang Ranch used spent diesel engine oil ... the sulphur & carbon particles added that 'special' touch.

Qed.
 
Qed wrote:

| ????
| How'd =YOU= know that ???
|
| Qed.

Jerry's wife teaches him *things* on a needs to know basis. She also allows him to do *things* on a needs to do (for her) basis - visit http://www.cb-2000.com for details on her latest control technique.

Jef
 
Qed wrote:
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| Jef Norton wrote:
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| > You're supposed to take your urinary-incontinence briefs *off* before | > stepping into the water. Do we need to tell you everything? | | Yahhh But ... | what do I do with trailed_behind, black_water tank thats attached ??? | Its hard-piped into the 'briefs' ... | | Help please ... =you= started this.

Leave the _tank_ on the shore. No need to be capturing primary effluent when you're already in the water.

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| > As an aside, I have a homework assignment that's just up your alley:
| > Please find out why the official product logos for Valvoline Motor Oil | > (http://www.valvoline.com) and Vagisil Intimate Lubricant/Feminine Itch | > Treatment (http://www.vagisil.com) are virtually identical. I need to know. | | I think Jerry 'nailed' it ... alt equivlant product ... | the 'base' carrier and the additives. | | Actually, | I recall that the Mustang Ranch used spent diesel engine oil ... | the sulphur & carbon particles added that 'special' touch. | | Qed.

My thoughts exactly. Actually I think they're the same product with slightly different containers.

Jef
 
True, but why does she keep trying to put it on my tongue?

"Jef Norton" wrote:

Qed wrote:

| ????
| How'd =YOU= know that ???
|
| Qed.

Jerry's wife teaches him *things* on a needs to know basis. She also allows him to do *things* on a needs to do (for her) basis - visit http://www.cb-2000.com for details on her latest control technique.

Jef
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Ever since the "cold, dead hand/cold, dead thingie" incident, she's probably been more concerned with you talking than anything else.

By the way, on the webcam feed, the look on your face when you stepped on it was priceless.

Jef

"Jerry Polyak" wrote:

| True, but why does she keep trying to put it on my tongue? | | "Jef Norton" wrote:
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| > Qed wrote:
| >
| > | ????
| > | How'd =YOU= know that ???
| > |
| > | Qed.
| >
| > Jerry's wife teaches him *things* on a needs to know basis. She also | allows | > him to do *things* on a needs to do (for her) basis - visit | > http://www.cb-2000.com for details on her latest control technique. | > | > Jef | > | > | |
 
Priceless my ass... You owe me $19.95/months for the past 3 month for the linefeed, you frigging deadbeat.

"Jef Norton" wrote:

Ever since the "cold, dead hand/cold, dead thingie" incident, she's probably been more concerned with you talking than anything else.

By the way, on the webcam feed, the look on your face when you stepped on it was priceless.

Jef

"Jerry Polyak" wrote:

| True, but why does she keep trying to put it on my tongue? | | "Jef Norton" wrote: | | > Qed wrote:
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There you go again Jerry... making everything about precious, little *you*! This thread was originally about Qed's vacation over the Niagara Falls and you go and hijack it so that you can talk about yourself again...

... And then flame people for taking an interest in your predicaments.

Better watch it or we won't tell you the "safety" word next time your wife changes it without telling you!

Jef

"Jerry Polyak" wrote:

| Priceless my ass... You owe me $19.95/months for the past 3 month for the | linefeed, you frigging deadbeat. | | | "Jef Norton" wrote:
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| > Ever since the "cold, dead hand/cold, dead thingie" incident, she's | probably | > been more concerned with you talking than anything else. | > | > By the way, on the webcam feed, the look on your face when you stepped on | it | > was priceless. | > | > Jef | > | > | > "Jerry Polyak" wrote:
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| > | True, but why does she keep trying to put it on my tongue? | > | | > | "Jef Norton" wrote:
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| > | > Qed wrote:
| > | >
| > | > | ????
| > | > | How'd =YOU= know that ???
| > | > |
| > | > | Qed.
| > | >
| > | > Jerry's wife teaches him *things* on a needs to know basis. She also | > | allows | > | > him to do *things* on a needs to do (for her) basis - visit | > | > http://www.cb-2000.com for details on her latest control technique. | > | > | > | > Jef | > | > | > | > | > | | > | | > | > | |
 
No sweat. Got 911 on voice command. All I have to do is moan in pain for about 47 minutes and the phones start dialing and the cops come-a-running.

"Jef Norton" wrote:

There you go again Jerry... making everything about precious, little
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*you*!
This thread was originally about Qed's vacation over the Niagara Falls and you go and hijack it so that you can talk about yourself again...

... And then flame people for taking an interest in your predicaments.

Better watch it or we won't tell you the "safety" word next time your wife changes it without telling you!

Jef

"Jerry Polyak" wrote:
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| "Jef Norton" wrote:
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| > Ever since the "cold, dead hand/cold, dead thingie" incident, she's | probably | > been more concerned with you talking than anything else. | > | > By the way, on the webcam feed, the look on your face when you stepped on | it ...
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technique.
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Problem is when they get there all they do is point and giggle....

Leon

Jerry Polyak wrote:
No sweat. Got 911 on voice command. All I have to do is moan in pain for about 47 minutes and the phones start dialing and the cops come-a-running.

"Jef Norton" wrote:

There you go again Jerry... making everything about precious, little

*you*!

This thread was originally about Qed's vacation over the Niagara Falls and ...
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