Customer Service

Since you're probably a man and not familiar with "lightening", I guess that
I should cut you a little in slack. >g<

 

I do appreciate the slack.

Now, how 'bout enlightening (pun intended) me! <g>

Notan

 

lmao.....


Stew

 

It's better not to engage with Irene, Notan. Awhile back, Dell did something
to her that she didn't like, and now she's dedicated the rest of her life to
flaming the company. She keeps on saying that she'll never again have
anything to do with Dell, but she keeps on posting flames here. Hell hath no
fury as a woman scorned...

Ted Zieglar

 

so what. this is the dell ng where we talk about dell's shitty service. if
the others have shitty service it isn't justification for dell to do the
same. it shouldn't be a competition to see who can have the shittiest
customer service!

 

or you could say dell screwed her and she is returning the favor.
it was dell that took the money and didn't deliver what they promised.
this is now her fault?

Zigliar must be a friggin' early model dellbot with a defective artificial
brain chip. (logic was reversed)
please return to factory for re-programming.

 

Since you don't have a Webster's:

Lightening is the feeling of reduced weight and pressure in her abdomen that
a woman has as the baby descends into pelvis prior to the onset of labor.

 

*Some* people say the same thing about paying $0.50 for a newspaper at
the corner newstand, doesn't make it so.

 

Quite true, but advertising "award winning support" when you have indeed
been judged "best support" is neither bait & switch nor false
advertising (I understand you're not claiming this, BTW).

 

"haviving the Dell ..."? Perish the thought!

 

Right, as JP Morgan famously said when asked him how much his yacht cost
"if you have to ask, you can't afford it", sorry.

 

LOL - takes a big Dellbot to admit he's wrong.

 

Oh, this is rich! I'll look up "lightening" only after you've looked up
"lightning" and have posted back.

Like all true Dellbots, I know the difference between "lightning" &
"lightening", that's why we get the secret discounts.

 

Why don't you try lightening his load?

 

1. I don't have to look up "lightning". I know what it is and how it is
spelled.

2. In the post, the one to which I was responding, the word was spelled
"lightening".

 

Just in case you missed it:

............ If lightening strikes, nothing will protect it short of
unplugging it. ...................

 

How is her pestering volunteers in a newsgroup that are trying to help
people "getting back at Dell".

They don't give a sh**

 

Nope, never had that one, but thanks for sharing!

Notan

 

I guess anyone that disagrees with the "Dellbots", now, in addition to
being a troll, is guilty of "pestering" them.
I suspect you and your little group will come up with a few more accusations
to add to those, but in the end the truth will survive.

I merely made an observation about the response to a question from
"Keith"by WSZsr, about the criteria for membership in your group. WSZsr
replied "Proper spelling is one of the prerequisites...........".
Since he was equally guilty of not using "Proper spelling", I, tongue in
cheek made an inquiry about his use of "lightening" in place of "lightning"
in a post. As I have pointed out, in response to a question from Notan, they
have decidedly different meanings. "lightening" having little to do with the
electrical survivability of computers.

 

No one here talks about dell's shitty service here. they bitch and
complain about it

It's business, if Gateway, HP/Compaq, IBM and other PC makers can make a PC
for 500 bucks and very little support and Dell makes the same type of PC
for 1000 bucks with excellent support, where do you think the consumers
will buy from, not Dell when they can get the same PC for half as much and
Dell would be out of business and the consumers would still get shitty
support.