OT Come one, come all, meeting tonight at The Pit® for the 13th step

Dates provided courtesy of AA

 

you ain't gonna get me to step within 1 mile of that place - even with
*your* feet!

 

- HAL9000 wrote:
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| Dates provided courtesy of AA
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Count me in .. though I hope my date this week is more willing than last
week's flop. A real snoozer of a boozer!

Nice to see you've included the RT-mark on The Pit® .. lends the place a
real aura of class...

Lurking Rat in 'Da Hood®

 

Hey! even you aughta' enjoy a date like this.......

A very ugly guy walked into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asked the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replied the ugly man. "You know, I work by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
to the tracks, like in the movies. Of course I went and cut her free,
and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!

We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, sometimes
me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... I never found the head."

 

Leon Rowell wrote:
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| Hey! even you aughta' enjoy a date like this.......
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ROTFLMAO!

I like it!

Jef

 

I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking
lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking; one
starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window
and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.

While you're distracted, the other one gets into the backseat and then they
both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you
start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on
you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is
when they steal your wallet.



I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't
find them on Saturday or Sunday

 

oh... my... Gawd. maybe it was because it's early and I'm on my first
cup... I didn't see that one (the train, that is...) coming.

 

LOL!

--

Thomas Geery
Network+ certified

 

It is further alleged that on or about Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:22:14 GMT,
in alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.abit, the queezy keyboard of "peter"
<> spewed the following:

|I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking
|lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking; one
|starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window
|and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.
|
|While you're distracted, the other one gets into the backseat and then they
|both start begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you
|start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on
|you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is
|when they steal your wallet.
|
|
|
|I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't
|find them on Saturday or Sunday
|
|
|
|
|>
|> Count me in .. though I hope my date this week is more willing than last
|> week's flop. A real snoozer of a boozer!
|>
|> Nice to see you've included the RT-mark on The Pit® .. lends the place a
|> real aura of class...
|>
|> Lurking Rat in 'Da Hood®
|>
|>
|

 

TomG wrote:
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| LOL!
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What's so funny. I don't get it.

Jef

 

Nor did my brother, I forwarded the mugging story to my brother and he
phoned me up and told me that I had a virus!

Good job I did not forward the lady on the railway line storey, I might
have found Mr Plod on my doorstep, looking for the head.

LOL

 

um, that bird is getting to you, Jef!

 

TomG wrote:
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| um, that bird is getting to you, Jef!
|

Tell me about it...

Was cleaning the pool most of the morning and was nearly driven to coming
into the house to choke the life out of Miguel the Macaw because he could
hear me on the patio, wanted out of his cage, and resorted to screaming at
the top of his lungs.

Jef

 

That's outrageous !

 

The reason you couldn't find them on Sat. or Sun. is because they were
in my car..... :^)

Leon

 

They must have been busy, and well rewarded on Saturday,.......
but on Sunday they found my wallet to be empty. Ah! the memories

 

Nicholas D Richards
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| Nor did my brother, I forwarded the mugging story to my brother and
| he phoned me up and told me that I had a virus!
|
| Good job I did not forward the lady on the railway line storey, I might
| have found Mr Plod on my doorstep, looking for the head.
|
| LOL

Have your brother contact me. Maybe we have something in common ... and can
work to figure out why we don't get it.

Who's Mr. Plod? And why would he be looking for the head? It's just all
too icky!

Lurking Rat in 'Da Hood®

 

Nicholas D Richards wrote:
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| They must have been busy, and well rewarded on Saturday,.......
| but on Sunday they found my wallet to be empty. Ah! the
| memories
|

Have you, by chance, been taking Ambien® for insomnia? There are reports of
sleep-cooking, and sleep-eating and sleep-driving while taking this
medication:

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/120/113595.htm

Maybe you've been suffering from sleep-dating ...

Just a thought.

Lurking Rat in 'Da Hood®

 

Oh he got it all right, as soon as he realized that the e-mail was not a
virus. He was confused as I do not drive a car. In fact it helped to
make the joke better for him.

Mr Plod - British slang for a police man, suggesting that they are not
very clever or fast (we all know that this is not true).

Well it has not been found yet ;-)

 

no choking Miguel!