OT: "Hunting for Bambi"

Jerry Polyak · Jul 25, 2003

I have a few regrets in my life and now I just found another one to add to the list:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=6&u=/ap/20030725/ap_on_re_us/hunting_bambi_4

That just sucks. Now I will have to spend money on computer parts, or some other useless nonsense like that.

TomG · Jul 25, 2003

oh, you poor, poor, man!

Jerry Polyak · Jul 25, 2003

Tell me about it. I just convinced the wife to put on a sheep outfit. I don't think she will let me shoot her on top of that.... Such is my luck, I guess.... "TomG" wrote:

oh, you poor, poor, man!

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... to the list:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=6&u=/ap/20030725/ap_on_re_us/hunting_bambi_4

That just sucks. Now I will have to spend money on computer parts, or some
other useless nonsense like that.
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Jerry Polyak

0_Qed · Jul 25, 2003

Jerry Polyak wrote:

Tell me about it. I just convinced the wife to put on a sheep outfit. I don't think she will let me shoot her on top of that.... Such is my luck, I guess....

Add to "that" ...

I just wrote to PBS asking that they =revoke= your newly 'gotten' membership in thier Reading Rainbow program ...

So There !!

Qed.

PS- You Prevert, YOU!

Jerry Polyak · Jul 25, 2003

PBS?

Perverts Bonking Sheep?

"0_Qed" wrote:

Add to "that" ...

I just wrote to PBS asking that they =revoke= your newly 'gotten' membership in thier Reading Rainbow program ...

So There !!

Qed.

PS- You Prevert, YOU!

Edward Diener · Jul 25, 2003

Jerry Polyak wrote:

I have a few regrets in my life and now I just found another one to add to the list:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=6&u=/ap/20030725/ap_on_re_us/hunting_bambi_4

That just sucks. Now I will have to spend money on computer parts, or some other useless nonsense like that.

You mean you'd rather shoot an innocent baby deer ? What a monster you must be <g>.

Jerry Polyak · Jul 25, 2003

Well, of course I'd much rather prefer to shoot a guilty baby deer, but by the time I get to them they are already dead on the hood of my car.... "Edward Diener" wrote:

You mean you'd rather shoot an innocent baby deer ? What a monster you must be <g>.

JimL · Jul 25, 2003

Jerry,

PBS?

Perverts Bonking Sheep?

No goofy...Previously Ballbearing Sheep.
Afterwards called...neute.

Jerry Polyak · Jul 25, 2003

What did they do with the ballbearings?

"JimL" wrote:

Jerry,

PBS?

Perverts Bonking Sheep?

No goofy...Previously Ballbearing Sheep.
Afterwards called...neute.
--

Jim
...

Jerry Polyak · Jul 25, 2003

What did they do with the ballbearings?

"JimL" wrote:

Jerry,

PBS?

Perverts Bonking Sheep?

No goofy...Previously Ballbearing Sheep.
Afterwards called...neute.
--

Jim
...

Matt (38) · Jul 26, 2003

I guess that would give a whole new meaning to "mounting you trophies" could not resist matt

Jerry Polyak wrote:

I have a few regrets in my life and now I just found another one to add to the list:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=6&u=/ap/20030725/ap_on_re_us/hunting_bambi_4

That just sucks. Now I will have to spend money on computer parts, or some other useless nonsense like that.
--
Jerry Polyak

Jerry Polyak · Jul 26, 2003

Not to mention "stuffing your trophies"

"matt" wrote:

I guess that would give a whole new meaning to "mounting you trophies" could not resist matt

Jerry Polyak wrote:

I have a few regrets in my life and now I just found another one to add to the list:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=6&u=/ap/20030725/ap_on_re_us/hunting_bambi_4

That just sucks. Now I will have to spend money on computer parts, or some other useless nonsense like that.
--
Jerry Polyak

Jerry Polyak · Jul 26, 2003

And another question: If you kill a sheep (calm down, it's only hypothetical), then stuff/mount the said sheep, and than suppose you decide to have intimate relations with the aforementioned ewe - is it necrophilia or just remembering the loved one?

"matt" wrote:

I guess that would give a whole new meaning to "mounting you trophies" could not resist matt

Jerry Polyak wrote:

I have a few regrets in my life and now I just found another one to add to the list:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=6&u=/ap/20030725/ap_on_re_us/hunting_bambi_4

That just sucks. Now I will have to spend money on computer parts, or some other useless nonsense like that.
--
Jerry Polyak

Jef Norton · Jul 26, 2003

Jerry Polyak · Jul 26, 2003

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

And I am using my light saber to insert the Force....

To paraphrase the famous line from the Mel Gibson movie "Braveheart":

"They may take away my rams, but they will never take away my SHEEP!!!"

"Jef Norton" wrote:

***HOMIE*** Jerry's talkin' about killin' your sheep again!!!!!!!!!

P.S. It's intimate relations with the living challenged. Get your nomenclature right.

GTD · Jul 26, 2003

On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 04:26:49 GMT, "Jerry Polyak"
wrote:

And another question: If you kill a sheep (calm down, it's only hypothetical), then stuff/mount the said sheep, and than suppose you decide to have intimate relations with the aforementioned ewe - is it necrophilia or just remembering the loved one?

Animal Necrophilia, now there's a tough one to explain to the police: "Sorry officer, I thought the sheep was ALIVE when I was screwing it!"

JimL · Jul 26, 2003

Jerry,

What did they do with the ballbearings?

Animal by-products!

TomG · Jul 26, 2003

TomG · Jul 26, 2003

Jerry Polyak · Jul 26, 2003

Ah, hot dogs.

"JimL" wrote:

Jerry,

What did they do with the ballbearings?

Animal by-products!
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