IT just makes sense! Puerto Rico. Of course, For Homie (The jails are very similar to Tijuana) It's an Island so O-Qed can row with one ore and just circle! They feed all there animals steroids and best of all the Arecibo radio observatory is there! what are we waiting fore. Pack your best foil hat and lets go NoJOB@aol.
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NoJOB, you crack me up. Why the hell would you need a foil hat in Puerto Rico. It's obvious you havn't been there. The article that you absolutely need is a foil thong....
Think about it...,
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You should be going blind just about......... NOW!!!
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Think about it...,
Think about it...,
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You should be going blind just about......... NOW!!!
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I might be talked into it, as long as I don't have to size the foil thongs for everybody...
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Damn it, do I really have to post pictures & instructional videos for this?
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Ya wear it backwards like your jocky strap....
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I might be talked into it, as long as I don't have to size the foil thongs for everybody...
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Dam you Jerry ! Your always right &*%$
Hope You are volintering to head this trip?
NoJOB@aol.
These thong things... you wear them on your head like a hat yes?
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Host a seminar with live video feed. You can then demonstrate your methodology for everyone's benefit.
And don't discount the need for a thong on the head for the dickheads.
Jef
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| Damn it, do I really have to post pictures & instructional videos for this? | | TEQ wrote:
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| >>I might be talked into it, as long as I don't have to size the foil | >>thongs for everybody... | >> | >>Job60 wrote:
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| >>>Dam you Jerry ! Your always right &*%$
| >>>Hope You are volintering to head this trip?
| >>>NoJOB@aol.
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| > These thong things... you wear them on your head like a hat yes? | > | > |
And don't discount the need for a thong on the head for the dickheads.
Jef
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| Damn it, do I really have to post pictures & instructional videos for this? | | TEQ wrote:
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| >>I might be talked into it, as long as I don't have to size the foil | >>thongs for everybody... | >> | >>Job60 wrote:
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| >>>Dam you Jerry ! Your always right &*%$
| >>>Hope You are volintering to head this trip?
| >>>NoJOB@aol.
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| > These thong things... you wear them on your head like a hat yes?
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Damn it Jef, I was saving that one for later in the discussion. I don't mind a little help, but if you start stealing my jokes.... Than it's war... war, you hear me?!!! And I am not taking any Macaws prisoner.
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So sorry. Was just too easy.
Regarding our speech lessons: Miguel has lately been alternating between "I'm a chicken" and "Pretty Duck" (except he doesn't enunciate "D" very well... sounds more like "F"). I can't wait for when he starts saying "I'm a ****."
Jef
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| Damn it Jef, I was saving that one for later in the discussion. I don't | mind a little help, but if you start stealing my jokes.... Than it's | war... war, you hear me?!!! And I am not taking any Macaws prisoner. | | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Jef Norton wrote:
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| > And don't discount the need for a thong on the head for the dickheads. | > | <snip> |
Regarding our speech lessons: Miguel has lately been alternating between "I'm a chicken" and "Pretty Duck" (except he doesn't enunciate "D" very well... sounds more like "F"). I can't wait for when he starts saying "I'm a ****."
Jef
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| Damn it Jef, I was saving that one for later in the discussion. I don't | mind a little help, but if you start stealing my jokes.... Than it's | war... war, you hear me?!!! And I am not taking any Macaws prisoner. | | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Here Ducky, Ducky, Ducky..............Chicken!!!! | | Jef Norton wrote:
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Phhht, I already taught my wife that one. She says that I'm a **** on regular bases.
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And she beats you black and blue and you love it! You'd kill for that gal, right?
Jef
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| Phhht, I already taught my wife that one. She says that I'm a **** on | regular bases. | | 6:00 am | 6:30 am | 7:00 am | 7:30 am | | .... but you get the idea... | | Jef Norton wrote: | <snip>
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| Phhht, I already taught my wife that one. She says that I'm a **** on | regular bases. | | 6:00 am | 6:30 am | 7:00 am | 7:30 am | | .... but you get the idea... | | Jef Norton wrote: | <snip>
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And surprisingly all I had to do was say: "I do"
And I did. And then she did. And then she did it again. And she keeps doing it. Does any one know how to make her stop?
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And I did. And then she did. And then she did it again. And she keeps doing it. Does any one know how to make her stop?
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Be honest Jerry. Do you really want to make her stop?
Jef
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| And surprisingly all I had to do was say: "I do"
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| And I did. And then she did. And then she did it again. And she keeps | doing it. Does any one know how to make her stop? | | Jef Norton wrote:
| > And she beats you black and blue and you love it! You'd kill for that gal, | > right? | > | > Jef |
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| And I did. And then she did. And then she did it again. And she keeps | doing it. Does any one know how to make her stop? | | Jef Norton wrote:
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Oh, you know the old "Too much of a good thing" saying. Can't be having steak all the time, every now and than you want hamburger......
For Christ sake, why can't she just hold me!!!!!!!!!
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For Christ sake, why can't she just hold me!!!!!!!!!
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I think you're protesting too much. Perchance are you looking for a *more severe* beating? After all, every time she ties you up, she's "holding you".... right?
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| Oh, you know the old "Too much of a good thing" saying. Can't be having | steak all the time, every now and than you want hamburger...... | | | For Christ sake, why can't she just hold me!!!!!!!!! | | Jef Norton wrote:
| > Be honest Jerry. Do you really want to make her stop? | > | > Jef | > | > |
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| Oh, you know the old "Too much of a good thing" saying. Can't be having | steak all the time, every now and than you want hamburger...... | | | For Christ sake, why can't she just hold me!!!!!!!!! | | Jef Norton wrote:
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It's not the tying me up that I am objecting to. It's the fact that she has the "If you going to act like that, than you can just untie yourself" attitude that bothers me.
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