Sheep Joke

Job60 · Nov 1, 2003

Why don't you do a sheep on the edge of a cliff ?
Because they kick back............ Yea I didn' get it either NoJOB@aol.

TomG · Nov 1, 2003

well, depends on whether the sheep is closest to the edge or YOU are!

Skid · Nov 1, 2003

Sorry to hear about your accident, Tom. When does the cast come off?

"TomG" wrote:

well, depends on whether the sheep is closest to the edge or YOU are!

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TomG · Nov 1, 2003

uh, it's a soft cast and 4 weeks...

Jerry Polyak · Nov 1, 2003

You got kicked in your thingie? Again?

"TomG" wrote:

uh, it's a soft cast and 4 weeks...

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Jef Norton · Nov 1, 2003

He said it was a "soft cast". What else could have gotten kicked?

Jef

"Jerry Polyak" wrote:

| You got kicked in your thingie? Again?
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| > uh, it's a soft cast and 4 weeks...
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| > > Sorry to hear about your accident, Tom. When does the cast come off? | > > | > > "TomG" wrote:
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| > > > well, depends on whether the sheep is closest to the edge or YOU are! | > > > | > > > -- | > > > | > > > Thomas Geery | > > > Network+ certified | > > > | > > > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | > > > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > > > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > > > over 118,000 FTP users served! | > > > ^^^^^^^ | > > > | > > > | > > > | > > > | > > > "Job60" wrote:
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| > > > > Why don't you do a sheep on the edge of a cliff ? | > > > > Because they kick back............ Yea I didn' get it either | > > > > NoJOB@aol. | > > > | > > > | > > | > > | > | > | |

Jef Norton · Nov 1, 2003

"Job60" wrote:

| Why don't you do a sheep on the edge of a cliff ? | Because they kick back............ Yea I didn' get it either | NoJOB@aol.

http://web.raex.com/~siona/sheep_joke.htm

Jef

TomG · Nov 1, 2003

yeah, but I'm tough. my thingie can take it!

TomG · Nov 1, 2003

arf, arf, arf! wotta riot! the problem was, they didn't have a soft cast large or long enough!

Jef Norton · Nov 1, 2003

You and Jerry both crack me up with this *size* banter you're always rallying around... Jerry talking about stepping on his all the time and you talking about not having a sling large and long enough to cradle it when injured. Geesh.

Tell you what... let's get you two boys together, drop your drawers and use the micrometer to see once and for all just who measures up!

Keep in mind how Homie was crushed when he got that letter from the Trojan Condom Company, rejecting him as a potential model because they saw no need to promote a line of micro-mini condoms (which, when worn by him, resembled a bicycle grip held in place with Polygrip).

Jef

"TomG" wrote:

| arf, arf, arf! wotta riot! the problem was, they didn't have a soft cast | large or long enough! | | -- | | Thomas Geery | Network+ certified | | ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | over 118,000 FTP users served! | ^^^^^^^ | | | | | "Jef Norton" wrote:
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| > He said it was a "soft cast". What else could have gotten kicked? | > | > Jef | > | > | > "Jerry Polyak" wrote:
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| > | You got kicked in your thingie? Again?
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| > |
| > | "TomG" wrote:
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| > | > uh, it's a soft cast and 4 weeks...
| > | >
| > | > --
| > | >
| > | > Thomas Geery
| > | > Network+ certified
| > | >
| > | > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com
| > | > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | > over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | > ^^^^^^^ | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > "Skid" wrote:
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| > | > > Sorry to hear about your accident, Tom. When does the cast come off? | > | > > | > | > > "TomG" wrote:
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| > | > > > well, depends on whether the sheep is closest to the edge or YOU | > are! | > | > > > | > | > > > -- | > | > > > | > | > > > Thomas Geery | > | > > > Network+ certified | > | > > > | > | > > > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | > | > > > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > > > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | > > > over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | > > > ^^^^^^^ | > | > > > | > | > > > | > | > > > | > | > > > | > | > > > "Job60" wrote:
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| > | > > > > Why don't you do a sheep on the edge of a cliff ? | > | > > > > Because they kick back............ Yea I didn' get it either | > | > > > > NoJOB@aol. | > | > > > | > | > > > | > | > > | > | > > | > | > | > | > | > | | > | | > | > | |

TomG · Nov 1, 2003

I recall Homie's embarrassment when he was rejected by Trojan. all I can say is that I am in negotiations with the Michelin rubber company to supply me with the devices I require but they want too much money at this time. I am working to reduce their costs by allowing a higher content of post consumer recycled rubber content. updates to follow.

Jerry Polyak · Nov 2, 2003

I call this the Polisch Condom:

http://www.jtpolyak.com/jerry/ring.jpg

"TomG" wrote:

I recall Homie's embarrassment when he was rejected by Trojan. all I can say is that I am in negotiations with the Michelin rubber company to supply me with the devices I require but they want too much money at this time. I am working to reduce their costs by allowing a higher content of post consumer recycled rubber content. updates to follow.

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Trojan

Condom Company, rejecting him as a potential model because they saw no need to promote a line of micro-mini condoms (which, when worn by him, resembled a bicycle grip held in place with Polygrip).

Jef

"TomG" wrote:

| arf, arf, arf! wotta riot! the problem was, they didn't have a soft ... come off?
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Jef Norton · Nov 2, 2003

Your "whole body condom" is an interesting concept.

http://www.michelinman.com/promo/2003bobblehead.html?source=right

But the model hardly resembles you. And I don't see the need.

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/jefn/missus.jpg

Jef

p.s. It was so clever (and convenient) that both you and Jerry evaded the whole concept of measuring up with the micrometer...

"TomG" wrote:

| I recall Homie's embarrassment when he was rejected by Trojan. all I can | say is that I am in negotiations with the Michelin rubber company to supply | me with the devices I require but they want too much money at this time. I | am working to reduce their costs by allowing a higher content of post | consumer recycled rubber content. updates to follow. | | -- | | Thomas Geery | Network+ certified | | ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | over 118,000 FTP users served! | ^^^^^^^ | | | | | "Jef Norton" wrote:
|
| > You and Jerry both crack me up with this *size* banter you're always | > rallying around... Jerry talking about stepping on his all the time and | you | > talking about not having a sling large and long enough to cradle it when | > injured. Geesh. | > | > Tell you what... let's get you two boys together, drop your drawers and | use | > the micrometer to see once and for all just who measures up! | > | > Keep in mind how Homie was crushed when he got that letter from the Trojan | > Condom Company, rejecting him as a potential model because they saw no | need | > to promote a line of micro-mini condoms (which, when worn by him, | resembled | > a bicycle grip held in place with Polygrip). | > | > Jef | > | > | > "TomG" wrote:
| >
| > | arf, arf, arf! wotta riot! the problem was, they didn't have a soft | cast | > | large or long enough! | > | | > | -- | > | | > | Thomas Geery | > | Network+ certified | > | | > | ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | > | ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | ^^^^^^^ | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | "Jef Norton" wrote:
| > |
| > | > He said it was a "soft cast". What else could have gotten kicked? | > | > | > | > Jef | > | > | > | > | > | > "Jerry Polyak" wrote:
| > | >
| > | > | You got kicked in your thingie? Again?
| > | > |
| > | > |
| > | > | "TomG" wrote:
| > | > |
| > | > | > uh, it's a soft cast and 4 weeks...
| > | > | >
| > | > | > --
| > | > | >
| > | > | > Thomas Geery
| > | > | > Network+ certified
| > | > | >
| > | > | > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com
| > | > | > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > | > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | > | > over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | > | > ^^^^^^^ | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > "Skid" wrote:
| > | > | >
| > | > | > > Sorry to hear about your accident, Tom. When does the cast come | > off? | > | > | > > | > | > | > > "TomG" wrote:
| > | > | > >
| > | > | > > > well, depends on whether the sheep is closest to the edge or | YOU | > | > are! | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > -- | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > Thomas Geery | > | > | > > > Network+ certified | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | > | > | > > > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > | > > > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | > | > > > over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | > | > > > ^^^^^^^ | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > "Job60" wrote:
| > | > | > > >
| > | > | > > > > Why don't you do a sheep on the edge of a cliff ? | > | > | > > > > Because they kick back............ Yea I didn' get it either | > | > | > > > > NoJOB@aol. | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > > | > | > | > > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | | > | > | | > | > | > | > | > | | > | | > | > | |

Bob Troll · Nov 2, 2003

If the ring is to scale, I'd like to have it!

Bob Troll

Jerry Polyak wrote:

I call this the Polisch Condom:

http://www.jtpolyak.com/jerry/ring.jpg

"TomG" wrote:

I recall Homie's embarrassment when he was rejected by Trojan. all I can say is that I am in negotiations with the Michelin rubber company to supply me with the devices I require but they want too much money at this time. I am working to reduce their costs by allowing a higher content of post consumer recycled rubber content. ...

TomG · Nov 2, 2003

uh, I can certainly understand the "Polisch" denotation.

TomG · Nov 2, 2003

ROTFLMAO!

TomG · Nov 2, 2003

"whole body"? uh, I don't *think* so. single appendage device! micrometer? I still searching for the yardstick.

Jef Norton · Nov 2, 2003

And you'll be searching with that yardstick till the sheep come home. That's why I suggested the micrometer.

Jef

"TomG" wrote:

| "whole body"? uh, I don't *think* so. single appendage device! | micrometer? I still searching for the yardstick. | | -- | | Thomas Geery | Network+ certified | | ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | over 118,000 FTP users served! | ^^^^^^^ | | | | | "Jef Norton" wrote:
|
| > Your "whole body condom" is an interesting concept. | > | > http://www.michelinman.com/promo/2003bobblehead.html?source=right | > | > But the model hardly resembles you. And I don't see the need. | > | > http://pages.sbcglobal.net/jefn/missus.jpg | > | > Jef | > | > p.s. It was so clever (and convenient) that both you and Jerry evaded the | > whole concept of measuring up with the micrometer... | > | > | > "TomG" wrote:
| >
| > | I recall Homie's embarrassment when he was rejected by Trojan. all I | can | > | say is that I am in negotiations with the Michelin rubber company to | > supply | > | me with the devices I require but they want too much money at this time. | > I | > | am working to reduce their costs by allowing a higher content of post | > | consumer recycled rubber content. updates to follow. | > | | > | -- | > | | > | Thomas Geery | > | Network+ certified | > | | > | ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | > | ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | ^^^^^^^ | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | "Jef Norton" wrote:
| > |
| > | > You and Jerry both crack me up with this *size* banter you're always | > | > rallying around... Jerry talking about stepping on his all the time | and | > | you | > | > talking about not having a sling large and long enough to cradle it | when | > | > injured. Geesh. | > | > | > | > Tell you what... let's get you two boys together, drop your drawers | and | > | use | > | > the micrometer to see once and for all just who measures up! | > | > | > | > Keep in mind how Homie was crushed when he got that letter from the | > Trojan | > | > Condom Company, rejecting him as a potential model because they saw no | > | need | > | > to promote a line of micro-mini condoms (which, when worn by him, | > | resembled | > | > a bicycle grip held in place with Polygrip). | > | > | > | > Jef | > | > | > | > | > | > "TomG" wrote:
| > | >
| > | > | arf, arf, arf! wotta riot! the problem was, they didn't have a | soft | > | cast | > | > | large or long enough! | > | > | | > | > | -- | > | > | | > | > | Thomas Geery | > | > | Network+ certified | > | > | | > | > | ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | > | > | ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > | This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | > | over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | > | ^^^^^^^ | > | > | | > | > | | > | > | | > | > | | > | > | "Jef Norton" wrote:
| > | > |
| > | > | > He said it was a "soft cast". What else could have gotten kicked? | > | > | > | > | > | > Jef | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > "Jerry Polyak" wrote:
| > | > | >
| > | > | > | You got kicked in your thingie? Again?
| > | > | > |
| > | > | > |
| > | > | > | "TomG" wrote:
| > | > | > |
| > | > | > | > uh, it's a soft cast and 4 weeks...
| > | > | > | >
| > | > | > | > --
| > | > | > | >
| > | > | > | > Thomas Geery
| > | > | > | > Network+ certified
| > | > | > | >
| > | > | > | > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com
| > | > | > | > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > | > | > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | > | > | > over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | > | > | > ^^^^^^^ | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > "Skid" wrote:
| > | > | > | >
| > | > | > | > > Sorry to hear about your accident, Tom. When does the cast | > come | > | > off? | > | > | > | > > | > | > | > | > > "TomG" wrote:
| > | > | > | > >
| > | > | > | > > > well, depends on whether the sheep is closest to the edge | or | > | YOU | > | > | > are! | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > -- | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > Thomas Geery | > | > | > | > > > Network+ certified | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com | > | > | > | > > > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > | > | > > > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... | > | > | > | > > > over 118,000 FTP users served! | > | > | > | > > > ^^^^^^^ | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > "Job60" wrote:
| > | > | > | > > >
| > | > | > | > > > > Why don't you do a sheep on the edge of a cliff ? | > | > | > | > > > > Because they kick back............ Yea I didn' get it | > either | > | > | > | > > > > NoJOB@aol. | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > > | > | > | > | > > | > | > | > | > > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | | > | > | > | | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | > | | > | > | | > | > | > | > | > | | > | | > | > | |

Jerry Polyak · Nov 2, 2003

Sure. Do you want me to clean it, or would you prefer it as is.

"Bob Troll" wrote:

If the ring is to scale, I'd like to have it!

Bob Troll

Jerry Polyak wrote:
I call this the Polisch Condom:

http://www.jtpolyak.com/jerry/ring.jpg

"TomG" wrote:

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Jerry Polyak · Nov 2, 2003

Yep. Single appendage. The fist. Tom is looking for his rubber glove. Preferably the thick rubber, kitchen type.

"TomG" wrote:

"whole body"? uh, I don't *think* so. single appendage device! micrometer? I still searching for the yardstick.

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This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!...
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... the whole concept of measuring up with the micrometer...

"TomG" wrote:

| I recall Homie's embarrassment when he was rejected by Trojan. all I can | say is that I am in negotiations with the Michelin rubber company to supply
| me with the devices I require but they want too much money at this

time.

I
| am working to reduce their costs by allowing a higher content of post | consumer recycled rubber content. updates to follow.
|
| --
|
| Thomas Geery
| Network+ certified
|
| ftp://geerynet.d2g.com
| ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP
| This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!...
...

no

| need
| > to promote a line of micro-mini condoms (which, when worn by him, | resembled
| > a bicycle grip held in place with Polygrip).
| >
| > Jef
| >
| >
| > "TomG" wrote:
| >
| > | arf, arf, arf! wotta riot! the problem was, they didn't have a soft ...

kicked?

| > | >
| > | > Jef
| > | >
| > | >
| > | > "Jerry Polyak" wrote:
| > | >
| > | > | You got kicked in your thingie? Again?
| > | > |
| > | > |
| > | > | "TomG" wrote:
| > | > |
| > | > | > uh, it's a soft cast and 4 weeks...
... edge or
| YOU
| > | > are!
| > | > | > > >
| > | > | > > > --
| > | > | > > >
| > | > | > > > Thomas Geery
| > | > | > > > Network+ certified
| > | > | > > >
| > | > | > > > ftp://geerynet.d2g.com
| > | > | > > > ftp://68.98.180.8 Abit Mirror <----- Cable modem IP | > | > | > > > This IP is dynamic so it *could* change!... ...