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Here is a testimonial to the most relaible Microsoft product ever. No, not the
OS/2 software! The cup. It has given me 24/7 availability for over 20 years,
has never failed, except once when I was a little hung over and spilled some
coffee. Absolutely unparalleled service for anything that has ever had a
Microsoft logo on it. And like many other items carrying the Microsoft logo,
an acquistion of something with quality from outside the walls of Redmond. What?
You thought some Microsoft geeks had a hand-fired kiln down in the basement
somewhere? ... Ben Myers

 

All the more reason you should be more loyal to Microsoft!

 

You thought some Microsoft geeks had a hand-fired kiln down

It's Microsoft and nothing they do or have would surprise me!

Speaking of, I have a boxed copy of Microsoft Word for OS/2. The box
doesn't look all that good, but I'd bet the diskettes are fine. One of
these days in the not too distant future, I am going to try it.

William

 

probably made in china and what you don't know is that the logo contains
lead and that your lower lip touches it when you sip... and the long terms
effects are so far off in the future that no conenction will be made between
your health problem and the poor quality control of this cup.

 

Is the cup half empty or half full?

 

unlike most Micro$oft-labelled products, where the side-effects are almost
imediately obvious to even the most casual user.

 

And I had figured (from MOE) that DOS 5.0 would have gone close to winning that
tag. But then again, I hadn't ever experienced a Microsoft cup/mug.

It has to make sense, though, that their most reliable product would be free of
Redmond software.

 

Or half assed?

 

There ya go!

I was kinda hoping Ben would answer this too, to see what kind of
witty answer he would come up with.

Maybe this question is too challenging ;-)

 

I'm thinking... Ben Myers

 

Just don't change your mind or whatever idea you had. You'll have to call
and re-activate the cup.

 

Come up with anything yet, Ben?

 

Last time I looked, steam and smoke were still coming out of my ears.

Had another cup of joe today, extending the impeccable record of this cup. Maybe
I should go for the Guinness book of records... Ben Myers